Black Friday?


So, how many of you are going black friday shopping? None? Well I will still wright this anyway. Is it worth it? What are your risks of being trampled or murdered? And, of-course is the deal really that good?
I interview the experts, talk to real life survivors and not really. I just complain. So think about this. If you make $7.50 an hour, and you wait outside for 2 hours and then spend 5 hours shopping, just to save $50, if that, you are not really saving that much. You see, if you make $7.50 an hour, and I know that most of you make more than that, the seven hours that you spent shopping on the worst day to go shopping, you could have made just around $50. If you have a high powered executive job, and you are making $100 an hour, that is the equivalent to making $700. well most of you make somewhere in-between those two price ranges, and I know that you save way more that that on all the useless junk that you didn’t know you needed until you see another fine specimen of humanity reaching out for it.
So, in conclusion, sleep in(if you are reading this it is too late), take a kid to the skate park and watch your favorite episode of family guy.

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4 comments
  1. I like the way you think, my boy. 😉 Even if you don’t sleep in, sitting around the house in your bunny slippers while the schlubs of the world battle it out for the latest Chinese plastic fantastic is worth it.

    • bmxbot said:

      Someone has to write this stuff. Not sure why I do it at 7:30 in the morning.

  2. Jacob U said:

    I agree. Black Friday sales are very overrated. Did Dans Comp have any sales for black friday?

    • bmxbot said:

      NoT really. Sidewall did and I got some sweet stuff from the comfort of my home.

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